The funniest things my children have said recently are:
Rowan: "In the backen days, when people pooped their pants." You know those days, the waaaaay back days when everyone pooed on themselves.
Audrey: "I am so done with sloths." The animal, not lazy people. How can you be done with sloths? I don't know, but every time I think about it I start laughing.
Logan: "Shaving a hair cut to bits." This is what Logan thought the "Shave and a hair cut" song actually said.
Fiona: "You be the mama."
This guy, this Fisher Price Robin Hood guy... this is the mama. Makes me wonder, do I need to wax more often?